Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
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hockeychicl003 6
steal it back
fenixtorador1 11
Shows where your husbands loyalties lie.. Banish him to couch land until he takes your side.
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Comments (57)
alcerious 0
Kill that bitch
Link7130 4
What a total bitch! The only thing you can do now is retaliate.
KM96 24
What a scavenger! :0 Show him the empty box
KM96 24
I'm sure that if he sees the empty box he'll understand (hopefully).
jazalea8 16
Have proof it is yours? Then nail her ass. Don't worry about your husband. He might be wrapped around his mom's finger. You might have to teach him to grow a set against his mother.
BaconBoy75 2
How did she find the hidden drawer? Crafty old minx.
m0rr1s 3
There's only one thief in the world. Everyone else is just trying to get their shit back.
weewillie 1
Call the cops
lksdliz 9
Or don't be sharing a house with your MIL?
scottysnuts 2
Punch her right in the face show that bitch who's boss ... Like a boss
Anonymousx3x 4
Tell your husband you're not having sex until you find your chain. He'll start to believe you REALLY QUICK.