Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
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Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
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hockeychicl003 6
steal it back
fenixtorador1 11
Shows where your husbands loyalties lie.. Banish him to couch land until he takes your side.
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Comments (57)
PrincessPenelope_fml 9
I hate that powerless feeling when all of a sudden you're the bad guy and liar and no one believes you, so I feel for you :( Maybe you could try to tell her that she's always free to borrow it, but you'd prefer she asked you first? (That is, if you don't mind :P)
icepick23 12
Let it go
liesseling 13
Kick the husband out!
hunny797 5
How is the OP so sure that her MIL did steal it????
SoylentCandycorn 10
Put a piece of jewellery that has your initials engraved on it in an inconspicuous place in the drawer. If she takes it and wears it, it won't be too hard to call her on it.
bitchsbehating 2
Whats wrong with her ? Take that shit back .
shadowdragon1 1
Sorry
hunny797 5
Its OK
knmoon 8
That must suck! You should put her on the spot and ask questions like where did you get it
twinkiefeets 17
That would be awesome to have cat woman as your mother in law!
perdix 31
Hidden drawer? Riiiiiight. Just 'cause you're jonesing for your mother-in-law's bling doesn't mean you can get your husband to get it for you with some crazy ****-and-bull story.
greeneye_fml 12
Shut up.
perdix 31
Here comes the bullying. Have you been working all morning to craft that scintillating reply?