Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
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hockeychicl003 6
steal it back
fenixtorador1 11
Shows where your husbands loyalties lie.. Banish him to couch land until he takes your side.
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Cryogenix 12
What was she doing in your bedroom in the first place?
loloalltheway 23
Room inspection!!!
sweetmama88 6
A nosy bitch !
j_cat187 20
Looking for a Rolex so she can pawn it for crack.
traveler_ghost 12
not minding her own business, I hate it when some people think they have the right to go through your things without your consent. and in this case, take whatever they want and then lie straight to your face. she her daughter in-law, someone she might see for the rest of her life, how could she have the heart to do that. that's right, because she has no heart
CanCann 16
Time to start locking your door or at least your drawers.
ICastillo 25
Time to steal back Op. That's messed up that she went snooping in your stuff though.
Epikouros 32
I clicked YLS as soon as I read: "Today, I came home to my mother-in-law". Time to stand up to the monster-in-law. If you keep being polite, she'll keep walking all over you.
OmerSuper 10
Monster in Law!!
SmittyJA24 26
Your "secret drawer" wasn't so secret. Tell your husband he won't get into your other secret drawer 'til you get your chain back. FWIW, keep in mind your husband was raised by this woman. I wouldn't have high expectations IIWY.
1dvs_bstd 41
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler. Anagrams don't lie.
JennaNGood 21
Except OP's mom-in-law probably won't end up having a good relationship with OP after this, whereas stealing Bruce Wayne's moms necklace just sparked some interest on his part. Of course, OP could dance with Monster-in-law and then take the chain off her neck like Bruce did ! :p
Metallica36176 16
There's nothing more I hate than a liar and a thief. Go up to her grab the damn chain and yank it off her dumbass. If she has a problem, punch her in the damn face and then if your husband has something to say, punch him too. Once you are married you are to support each other over EVERYONE. He's not doing his job.
Pleonasm 36
Sure you can, as long as you say "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" and give him 10 "Hail Marys." The Priest may not be able to assist you in the concussion room-- I mean confession room, but as long as you repent you're good.
Metallica36176 16
I have anger problems, but if you would prefer, I can call the cops for her stealing and have no proof and be a pussy and stay down. Then justice wouldn't be taken which is wrong. Id take that it back and tell both their asses to leave. Is that better?
souljacker 11
Yeah. That's better. You're right, when you get married your partner is the person who you should stand with.
eericcartman 5
And how about her new necklace which looks fantastic - surprisingly like yours...