Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
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hockeychicl003 6
steal it back
fenixtorador1 11
Shows where your husbands loyalties lie.. Banish him to couch land until he takes your side.
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Anonymousx3x 4
Tell your husband you're not having sex until you find your chain. He'll believe you REALLY QUICKLY.
doglover100 29
I'd take it back.
Vegnas 13
Circumstantial evidence. You can't prove anything unless that gold chain has certain special markings.
onemorehuman 3
There are actually other possibilities. Perhaps it slipped behind the drawer, you didn't put it back like you remember. Make sure you find evidence if you think she stole it though. If you didn't then your husband was not completely wrong for standing up for her.
laurapiggy 3
D I V O R C E!!! Lose them both at the same time.
missbaby_fml 4
punch the kunt and get it bk
sweetxxsongbird 11
That is low. I can't stand thieves.
Scotticus117 11
Does your chain hang lowww?!
sweetxxsongbird 11
Does it wobble to and fro?
101pimpdaddymac 6
go kick her door down walk up to her drop her ass take the chain back and walk out like a boss
ashleymcghghy 4
Same shit happens to me all the time!!
bobbigirl71 2
Omg,Wow,that's a triple whammy!Not only did Your Mother-in-law steal from You but You find out she's a thief!The worst part is She wears it in front of You and Your hubby defends her??I don't know what part Id b most offended at?Think I'd be getting a motel!Can You get ahold of her credit card??