Today, I found my pitbull after three weeks of frantic searching. When we returned home, I put out food and water for him. I went to get him and found him in my room, wagging his tail at me. He'd peed on my comforter, freshly folded clothes, and new 60-dollar winter coat. Welcome home, Caine. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, a dog came up to me while I was sitting on my porch. I used my belt as a leash to go try to find its owner. After an hour of looking in the rain, I gave up and let it go. Now I'm back in my house and it won't stop pawing and barking at my door. It's 3:00 a.m. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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_Athena_ 10
So...put them in the washing machine? It's not like he destroyed some priceless original painting you had at your house or anything. He peed on some of your stuff; something that's completely and easily fixable. At least you got your dog back.
cristy91 33
Pit bulls aren't bad dogs. It depends on how you raise them. Obviously if you raise a dog to fight (which is what most people assume all pit bull owners do with them) then yes, they are mean. Most owners DO NOT do that though. If you raise them right, they are sweet dogs. Just because the media portrays them as horrible killers does not mean they are. Also, I know many people who own that type of dog, so I'm not speaking jibberish.
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MetalCraze 11
Pit bulls are stupid vicious dogs YDI for having one I hope it dies
Ascaryrobot 0
Go **** yourself you ignorant idiot.
Kelseyr67xx 0
Nice dog owner..
Ascaryrobot 0
Yeah, and saying he hopes a dog dies is sooooo much nicer right? So are you going to support the angry guy or the guy who supports the death of innocent animals? -_- You ******* idiot.
truth215 0
shit I'll have another one if you hook me up
Ascaryrobot 0
Number 47 I think I love you. Marry me!
louisemylove2 0
Who cares about the stuff it peed on, it was excited to be home and you should be happy for that and 60 dollars isn't even that much to spend on a winter coat.
dakorok 6
Name a dog Cain(e), and expect to not get f*cked over in some way by him? Only more ironic name would have been Judas in this case. YDI for having a pit bull named Caine
El_mariachi 0
#76 ur an ignorant bastard
babylon_pride 0
Honestly, my dog does the same thing when hyper. She is a /very/ well trained dog to the point that she will manage to open the gate, run downstairs, and jump at the leash and the back door for ten minutes until we hear her so she can go out. She hasn't peed in the house for any other reason than excitement since she was about five months old. The thing is, when she gets excited, she can't hold it. When I came home from college for the first time in three weeks, she jumped all over the chair, then jumped off and there was a puddle but she was still happy, jumping all around and on me. She didn't even know she had done wrong; the last time she peed in the house by accident (like I said, around half a year old so as a puppy - she trained FAST), she ran behind the couch and wouldn't come out, terrified for doing wrong. And no, we don't hit her. She just didn't want to be yelled at. So it's very likely your dog was just so hyper and excited from being home he couldn't control it. Don't feel angry; feel honored that he got so happy over the fact that he was home. He could've just gotten bored and plopped down and ignored you. :) Long post is done now. Woo.
EvilsAdvocate 0
This is simply a result to lack of or poor training. Any trainer who is certified or has worked with military dogs would agree: More work needs to be done. Pit bulls are beautiful creatures, just ever so slightly more stubborn than that of my favorite two breeds. Regardless, good luck with the training, this incident shows that you have a lot more work to do!
achromaggie 0
You bought a winter coat for $60? Where the hell do you shop?
jlkerr 0
ok, first off, the dog was excited so his bladder leaked or its time to chop off his balls so he wont try to mark teritorry as much! second who cares how much her coat cost, its about the dog not just the coat. third and formost, pits are excellent dogs! she is lucky the pound didnt get ahold of the dog or else it would of been put down within three days ( unlike most dogs which is 30 ) i think it is absolute bullshit that pits have a bad rap, bc some wannabe gangster michael vick piece of shit thinks it cool to abuse animals! pits are actually rated one of the most aggression tolerant breeds, meaning they can put up with more shit then other dogs such as chows, poodles, lil taco bell rats, and yes even your trusted loyal labs and golden retrievers. I currently own a dobie and a pit, my roomate owns my pits brother, and i also have a cat. The absolute four sweetest ******* animals you will ever meet! It makes me sick to hear the stereotypes that the media has put on pits! the reason why people fight pits is for three reasons, VERY obidiant, they only have 70% of nerve endings that a typical dog does making it more tolerant to pain, and it is one of two major breeds that can lock its jaw. So please stop being dumbasses, dont judge a pit based upon the media, base it upon you actually getting bit yourself or even owning one. i have owned four over the years and ALL four of them have been the sweetest dogs i have ever owned and trained!