Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
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WavRace 14
Or maybe intimidation, if I said something like behind a woman's back and she turned around me, I'd be on the other side of town real fast.
IndicaPaincakes 28
What a jerk! I'm sorry that happened, just ignore things like that. :(
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i8cake 12
I am sure you're superfine all around! Don't bother with a immature man child! Maybe he got scared that you may rope him to help out.
CrazyManNo9 29
You're reading something into a totally different circumstance and should not believe that. I'll bet that he simply thought he knew you and, when he realized he was mistaken, he was embarrassed. It is simple mistaken identity and you need not assume he was shocked at your looks.
lol_mar11 8
I know how much it hurts to be made fun of for the way you look but don't let him ruin your confidence. Screw anyone that doesn't think you're anything but beautiful!
nityasomaiya 46
OP, I think one must just smile genuinely to attract people. Internal beauty always wins. Then it doesn't matter if your face looks like Kanye West or Kim Kadarshian.
Camerone453 14
That sucks OP. I'm sorry.
MagnusDeus 24
I'm with #8 Don't worry OP, If I said something like that, I'd expect to be slapped and probably hightail it outa there too.
Attacksloth 33
Could have just been a defence mechanism for getting caught being a objectifying pig.
poppunkette 22
I'm sure your beautiful op inside and out. I bet he was just startled you looked up so he didn't know what to do or say so he acted like an ass!
SaintGoobers 19
Screw Him!
littleking94 14
literally
sbarua219 17
What an asshole. I'm sure you're beautiful OP! Ignore him!