Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
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WavRace 14
Or maybe intimidation, if I said something like behind a woman's back and she turned around me, I'd be on the other side of town real fast.
IndicaPaincakes 28
What a jerk! I'm sorry that happened, just ignore things like that. :(
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Miss_Mandi 29
I've gotten similar things. Someone will say hi to me or sit next to me. When I turn to look at them they give me the same kind of face. I guess a septum piercing means I'm a hoodlum or butt ugly. I know how you feel, OP.
slackerjoe 22
ya, I do agree. that trend is the worse thing to ever happen. ive never seen a septum piercing actually accent a womans face. it looks disgusting. sorry. jmo. to each his/her own I guess.
Aimeejasmine 15
#44 what's wrong with you? #42 can have a piercing if they like, people arent here to be aesthetically pleasing to you smh. If you don't like it don't look at it, leave people alone and find something to fill that void in your life,maybe then you'll stop seeking comfort in others discomfort. Jesus that's just so god damn rude.
Miss_Mandi 29
No no no #46, they proved my point, that's exactly what I wanted lol. I now live in a place where plenty of people have piercings and tattoos so it's not at all hard to find somebody into that. I will never bitch and complain about people not being into me. ;)
Aimeejasmine 15
Lmao alright allow some random person to call you disgusting then, nice
Miss_Mandi 29
Sheesh! I wasn't shutting you down, thank you for backing me up! I just don't care about what someone has to say about me behind a computer. It's not like he can see what I look like with it. (I haven't bothered to change the pic in a long time lol)
slackerjoe 22
they call that a butterface. fyl
iLuvfatchickz 4
So i take it that your phat from the back. I'm all for it
moon119 0
Screw him! Don't allow aome jerk to dictate your self esteem. Love yourself! That's the secret to a happy life! Forgive yourself and Love yourself...
drealex360 5
Maybe you reminded him of an ex