Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
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WavRace 14
Or maybe intimidation, if I said something like behind a woman's back and she turned around me, I'd be on the other side of town real fast.
IndicaPaincakes 28
What a jerk! I'm sorry that happened, just ignore things like that. :(
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Comments (49)
SadSouthernBell 18
The possibilities of what happened could be endless. Maybe he didn't expect you to hear what he said and was horrified that you did. It's possible he recognized you or thought he did and panicked. Don't assume it has something to do with you.
crazy_loner 25
Some people are just born retarded.. I'm sorry that happened to you.. :-[
Aimeejasmine 15
Aha yeah don't use that word.
worldclassrager 41
That's one person not everyone...keep your chin up OP
littleking94 14
That's what a paper bag is for...
curiouslilbird 19
The fact that he basically commented on your body first means he was probably a creep anyway. Take comfort in the fact that your face is much better than his pitiful attempt at a pick-up line! :)
Kailayla 29
Hey, you do not have to worry about that creep anymore.
cappellaaa 23
what an asshole!
gintwinsmoore 20
well how did he look??? most people who do others like that are ugly their damned selves!!!
AletheDefender 15
It's all good, he was a shallow douche anyway
hkh09 4
Wow, I know how you feel. This literally just happened to me, except it was both my other roommates...