Anonymous
France
Busy?
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
You tried
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
gregoyles
United States
Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML
lk mm, n vwls
Mansfield Depot, United States
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
whythebunny
Bastrop, United States
Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML
mdg
North Windham, United States
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
theshad
Reserved
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Bottom feeder
Ngau Tau Kok, Hong Kong
Great replacement
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Helpful Smile
Bettendorf, United States
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
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Knockyoudown 0
LMAO, that gives such a funny visual
boilerup 0
Next time make a post-it dress for your person.. That would be PIMP!
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Comments (137)
Someone_somewere 7
how is this an fml? what the fцck
Out4aTwist 0
hahahah thats hella tight at least your easily amused
Gorillazbmx6 0
I agree its not funny or an FML
Darling_Darkling 0
aaaaw that's cute xD!
Gisela_fml 0
Thank you for this, the first fml where I actually laughed out loud.
nicolexsmile 0
hahaha how cute. that made my day :) and just so you know, your FML inspired me to make a post-it dress for one of my pens. :D
plutosaplanet 0
haha i made a post-it grass skirt, eyes, smile and hair for a blow-pop once. my boss used to make it dance around when i was angry at a customer. haha. fml bc if youre in your office you dont want your boss to come in and see you not only not working but doing something that could be seen as a little "off"
chinezeghurl 0
haha this made me lol. sounds like something that would happen to me... ;)
osnapp55 0
sooooo cuteeee
baileys82 0
i don't see the problem. you were simply time to clothe a naked pen. i see that as a heroic effort.
meadowlark 0
Great, now I have some more ideas for how to pass the time at my job.