Anonymous
France
Busy?
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
You tried
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
gregoyles
United States
Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML
lk mm, n vwls
Mansfield Depot, United States
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
whythebunny
Bastrop, United States
Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML
mdg
North Windham, United States
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
theshad
Reserved
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Bottom feeder
Ngau Tau Kok, Hong Kong
Great replacement
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
Helpful Smile
Bettendorf, United States
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
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Knockyoudown 0
LMAO, that gives such a funny visual
boilerup 0
Next time make a post-it dress for your person.. That would be PIMP!
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Comments (137)
Avenging_Angel 0
Lmao, nice. Do you draw faces and tuxedos on your water bottle too? :P (not that I do that, of course...)
FuckMYIife 0
hahaha i love you
redbluegreen 41
Apparently playing with water bottles means you're sexually frustrated. Hidden message?
Out4aTwist 0
that explains so much..
div01 2
rbg
lastminuteperm 0
Lol...I am going to start drawing tuxedos on my water bottles now! But, you expect pity for goofing off at work? I don't hope you get fired but I do hope you got in trouble and learned your lesson. I don't know what you do for a living, but if it was a slow buisness day...still. At least PRETEND to do work.
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
Was this pen planning on getting lucky tonight? Perhaps with a mechanical pencil? Haha, I loved this FML (:
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
Was this pen planning on getting lucky tonight? Perhaps with a mechanical pencil? Haha, I loved this FML (:
cbelle 0
LOL. This is not FML, this is just funny. Seriously? If you had been fired for this then it would be a FML. Learn to laugh at yourself.
Klabauterpete 0
I love you. YDI still, though :D
Haha_YLIF_Bad 0
you're a retard
lesp 6
Make one for my pen too!
SweetTea90 0
AHAHA i did that at work and my boss laughed and then politely told me to get back to work. I voted both because your life is ****** for being a slow day at work and you deserved it if your boss he/she snapped at you. This is a cute FML though