Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!
FailBear920 19
You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."
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cottoncandymango 17
What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!
Iceman225 11
What a jerk. Report; Hes not supposed to do that.
PenguinBitch 44
Why would #1 report that. It's OP who should report.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Was his name Dr T.Roll by any chance?
Virtual_BS 13
...some people just can't appreciate a good sense of humour.
Llama_Face89 34
Aaaaand malpractice suit..
emmingle 24
Complain to a higher power. He sounds like a dick.
\ 28
I'm almost certain this is grounds for a malpractice suit... It's played out but it's also still every doctor's nightmare. ;)
shak1273 2
I may be alone in this, but if my doctor did this I would think it was hilarious.
\ 28
Oops, I meant to say "sexual harassment."
Clay_Pidgeon 11
You stupid, bruh?
fareith 15
88 - At what point is it sexual?
buckstop1 37
#64, you're not alone, my doctor did something similar. I was peeved for all of 2 seconds before I realized how humorous the situation was
SupremeGenius 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Some sort of fetish?
Pwn17 25
No, he's just a douche.
Anumayis 34
okay, I actually thought this was funny.
SupremeGenius 8
You're one of the few haha
FailBear920 19
Atleast he didn't tell you to Take of your pants and jacket
Queensland 27
If he did, I would probably 'blink 182' times.
Pwn17 25
You guys are awesome.
supertacowaffle 41
At least he didn't make you take off his pants and turn on the tv.
supertacowaffle 41
I bet most of you didn't get that that was a blink 182 song. ah.
smileyshraddhas 9
I bet you didn't realize that everyone thumbed you down because your comment was redundant.
katttt21 20
Haha why would you do it if you can clearly tell it was a joke?
PulseShock 9
I agree with #5 it's pretty obvious he was trolling you, lighten up and don't take it so hard.
TulipCat 11
Not disagreeing but, when a person is really awkward, or whatever, this kind of thing can be extremely embarrassing.
thisgirl97 7
Annual... Meaning the same check-up every year... How in the hell you fell for that? I don't know
killatrev 4
That's because Americans are stupid as ****.
cieloalicia 16
Umm.. That is highly unprofessional. Consider reporting that and finding a new doctor.
imagineapc 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Highly unprofessional...or a doctor who's onto something? The cow deserved it if you ask me.
cuppycakeslove 20
Did you really just call OP a cow without knowing a single thing about him/her? That's very ignorant if you ask me.
cieloalicia 16
That is a very ignorant thing to say. Some people have predispositions such as other health problems that contribute to their huskiness or even their obesity. Not everyone is bigger just because they eat the wrong things and don't get adequate exercise. Think before you open your mouth next time, please.
Ameel_fml 19
Even if OP is fat because they eat too much, that is their choice and their problem to deal with. The doctor can give them advice to lose weight. But making them do exercises and then insulting their appearance is just downright douchey.
GhostDuck 30
Well Megan, no one asked you. That was downright rude and disrespectful of you to call OP a cow, especially when you don't know anything about OP. =.='
SarMarJo 17
#9 t(-_-t) that is all.
PenguinBitch 44
#9, you look like a bull with that nose pierce or whatever you call it. So you're way similar to a cow than OP is.
MzZombicidal 36
You should change your description from "I'm delightful!" to "I'm an asshole that judges people I don't know for things I'm even unsure of!"
Squygm 7
I don't think anyone who refers to herself as delightful truly is.
SleepWalken 5
F-that this doctor sounds friggin awesome!
JanisEvans 10
That is the oldest excuse in the book and it's just that. I know that because I used it - when I still was a fat cow.
cieloalicia 16
Just because you used it as an excuse doesn't mean everyone else does..
tomgun_fml 16
Why would you do all that? You have a very funny doctor
FailBear920 19
You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."
cuppycakeslove 20
By the time he told you to do the worm you should've been able to tell he was joking :)
kurodansei 16
If Op was able to do the worm the hips cant be that large though.
FailBear920 19
Op was doing the slug!
Iamevil123 16
Did OP leave a trail of slime as she was doing it?
KiddoKS 19
You should have known not to do any of that... he didn't say Simon Says first! Seriously, though, I would've been looking for the hidden camera.