Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I found out that I'm highly-placed in my wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono and won't be able to take part for at least the first half of the competition. FML
Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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claudio117 12
I guess you could say you're ripped
darwinism 30
Just remember, it's better to have a torn tendon than a prolapsed anus in a weight lifting competion. It's still a win! Good luck OP!
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Comments (59)
1crabbygirl 10
You won an arm-breaking contest and hurt your arm? No shit.
avapaige1234 19
FYL. You earned some bragging rights, though. So no worries.
HankMacDaddy 3
I wonder why just the one arm is so strong...
bluebreadsticks_ 6
At least you won?
cluelesscheese 3
just THINK of the amazing stories though!
BlobfishUnite 14
And that's what I call 'mixed emotions',