Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I found out that I'm highly-placed in my wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono and won't be able to take part for at least the first half of the competition. FML
Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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claudio117 12
I guess you could say you're ripped
darwinism 30
Just remember, it's better to have a torn tendon than a prolapsed anus in a weight lifting competion. It's still a win! Good luck OP!
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Comments (59)
anythingmustbe 18
Thats unlucky. I'm sure you did not tendon getting injured. Well I hope someone gave you a hand after they saw you got injured. I'm sure you were torn between keeping the money or getting your arm repaired. Don't worry maybe next time.
hashshim 23
I made an account on fml just to say this: staaaaaaahp it.
anythingmustbe 18
I guess for now, you are unarmed. So wait until your arm has healed because you are armless now.
olpally 33
That's nothing compared to pulling a groin muscle. Lol. You got off easy op. good job!
rashadmahmoud 4
Insurance?
kwyk 23
All that right fore-arm exercise doesn't quite prepare you for arm-wrestling, huh?
Jharrist89 12
You really tore it up, didn't you!
slicknick38 4
In Canada it would be free
landon_loe11 16
That's the definition of irony.
Futacy 30
*cue redneck voice* Here in 'murica, we have big guns and *pulls up sleve and starts flexing* BIG GUNS!
MacMonster 10
Cool, dude.
Getspmak 15
You win some - you loose some...
landon_loe11 16
I'm assuming you mean *lose.
Bibliovore 26
#31, maybe not -- maybe #30 meant you win some and then you set free whatever you won. ;)