Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
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Top comments
False_Stupidity 42
That's a rather unfortunate chain of events... You kind of deserve it but really who could have foreseen all of that happening in consequence?
deathrise007 22
It's hard to tell wether YDI or not. Too much info is left out. Just a suggestion, if you are going to play around like that be a little more careful. Hope that your husband and daughter feel better!
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Comments (58)
WinterChild 20
I wouldn't recommend buying a lottery ticket.
caggybandicoot 34
I don't think you could've foreseen it OP, I'm imagining this all happened very quickly. I hope your husband and daughter are ok!
zainman13 26
You're a monster! Who enjoys people in pain and then reports it on the internet to get some laughs! What has the world come to !
sweetbliss3 37
you do know this is fml right? or **** my life. so this website is for unfortunate shit that happens to people. and she didn't laugh or even say anything about enjoying seeing her family in pain.
iamdman 22
if we can't laugh at our accidents there is only despair and misery. Besides this bit sounds like something out of a stooges movie.
LyricaSilvan 30
Hopefully you learned something from that encounter. Best wishes for your family; hope they're okay.
LyricaSilvan 30
To the people downvoting me: I was suggesting that hopefully she learned to be more careful when messing around with the sprayer. It's not like I said she deserved it or that it was her fault, because I know it wasn't. (And no one really deserves something like that, especially when they're just playing around.) Learn to read between the lines instead of just assuming someone is saying something mean.
Ayasha_fml 12
Lesson learned. Don't be obnoxious.
caggybandicoot 34
Best comment on this thread.
caggybandicoot 34
People are downvoting me for being nice? Oh internet, how I love thee.
Fenbrae 17
That escalated very fast.
sweetbliss3 37
did you spray it at the floor? I can't see how the floor would get water on it to cause all that.
InfiniteSunshine 32
The husband was probably moving and trying to dodge it, which caused water to get on the floor. Also, just cause you're aiming at someone, doesn't mean all the water gets on them and none goes anywhere else, water isn't direct like that. It's like any hose, if I'm using it to water my flowers, even directly, there's still going to be some water that gets on the grass, and me as well.
sweetbliss3 37
it's not happened to me and we do that all the time, so I didn't think about that happening.
Sam611001 12
I hate it when you bust things...
iamdman 22
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye." -your mother
tiger820 20
two birds one stone! nice #winning