Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML
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Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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perdix 31
Use a blanket. No one wants to see that shit anyways.
Marcella1016 32
Park somewhere else?
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Comments (53)
Oceanlondon 5
Look mommy! They car is ALIVE!
Kayla860 8
I would of still done it anyways
Justin0481 5
Would have*
csi_fml 19
YDI.thats illegal I would of called the cops on both of you
ElectricEffect 13
Nobody likes a tattle tale.
laurbear12 3
Why would you call the cops?? If their sexcapades weren't interrupting the movie for you, then why would you care? If they were being obnoxious I would kindly ask them to take their activities elsewhere, but calling the po is a little extreme.
iwadasn 33
If they were doing it in front of a ton of little kids, that would definitely be cause for concern.
keeperofthefaith 5
Drive-ins still exist? Lol
Eirena 5
If a bus full of little kids could watch this movie, how in the world did you think it would be appropriate for y'all to get it on there? Would've loved it if you mentioned which movie they were playing that night. Either the kids had lenient or irresponsible parents, or y'all seriously had a lapse in judgement.
catwoman64_fml 2
I didn't know they still had drive-in
DevilBoi69x 0
How can they watch a movie at a drive in in a bus? I say fake
Habacadavarus 12
That's what I was wondering. Even the backseat of a car is barely ideal so a short bus or van at best still couldn't accommodate all the passengers.
MetallicaFTW 16
And that, children, concludes our sex ed unit. :D
verkaderk 9
Why spend money to go to a drive in and have sex and not watch the movie when u can just have sex in ur car anywhere else and not pay?! Maybe that's just my Dutch background speaking tho
ktparker 5
Don't you just love getting unintentionally cockblocked by little kids?