Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, my roommate, who is an alcoholic in denial, comes up to me and tells me she knows I told on her, and is angry at me. The facility we live at is for people in recovery. Her boyfriend is coming over to “confront me.” FML
Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
Is there a no alcohol rule where you live or something? I ask because you say landlord and if it's a landlord, shouldn't you be able to drink in a place you pay rent for? Like, sure if you're getting the place for free and they have a no drugs or alcohol rule, or if you're in school... but if you're grown, I see nothing the landlord should be able to do unless you signed something that said no alcohol was allowed where you live. and they'd have to prove it was you, wouldn't they? Simple fingerprint dusting would do if you never touched it. (as you said the cleaning lady found it.)
RichardPencil 32
If you pay your rent on time, the landlord won't give a shit about your drinking habits. You're from the Land Down Under, where women glow and men chunder. And what of the lazy shit cleaning woman? She's just finding 5 months' worth of bottles now?
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rotflqtms_ 21
Is there a no alcohol rule where you live or something? I ask because you say landlord and if it's a landlord, shouldn't you be able to drink in a place you pay rent for? Like, sure if you're getting the place for free and they have a no drugs or alcohol rule, or if you're in school... but if you're grown, I see nothing the landlord should be able to do unless you signed something that said no alcohol was allowed where you live. and they'd have to prove it was you, wouldn't they? Simple fingerprint dusting would do if you never touched it. (as you said the cleaning lady found it.)
RichardPencil 32
If you pay your rent on time, the landlord won't give a shit about your drinking habits. You're from the Land Down Under, where women glow and men chunder. And what of the lazy shit cleaning woman? She's just finding 5 months' worth of bottles now?
bloopaloop 27
Great point. Tell her she’ll be fired for taking 5 months to find em!
slowhandjp 18
How many bottles were there?
cacheson 42
Whether or not you are an alcoholic is none of his business...?