Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML
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Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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perdix 31
Use a blanket. No one wants to see that shit anyways.
Marcella1016 32
Park somewhere else?
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Marcella1016 32
Park somewhere else?
astoryofroses 9
maybe the sound of the kids was a turnoff?
mzrobinson 13
Hence, why you park somewhere where they won't hear them. Duh.
torbey 23
how does a bus go to the drive-in? they'd all have to get out to be able to see? unless they brought chairs or something but that's a bit weird...hmmm
Soloman212 28
Maybe the bus parked sideways and said "**** you" to all the kids sitting on the far side?
torbey 23
haha maybe I thought about that but its still a pretty dumb thing to do lol
DA14573 6
I've been to a drive in theater. I'm still wondering how the kids can see and hear the movie from a bus in the first place. Usually you have to tune the radio to a certain station, and (school) buses don't have radios. Also, the bus would have to be really tall to see the screen. The only way I could see this working is the bus parking side ways and the kids all sit to one side. So the OP got **** blocked by kids who can't enjoy the movie anyway.
slurshies 11
uh, I'm pretty sure most buses nowadays have radios. otherwise, how else do I end up involuntarily listening to Justin Bieber every morning?
ulis_fml 6
Only in Kansas can you still find a drive in movie...
seriouslythat 6
112 not really there's a number everywhere else as well I'm im Arizona and we have a few
perdix 31
Use a blanket. No one wants to see that shit anyways.
deBlobX 12
Not only the sight, but noise from the kids would have been anti-romantic at the least
j_cat187 20
A blanket is a must in the back of all cars.
Marcella1016 32
30 - And anti-climactic. Literally.
Awkward_Science 2
Are you sure NO ONE wants to see it?
BobbieH 19
Sure, no one wants to see a bus full of kids but who has a blanket big enough to block them all?
nutcrackers 2
What movie was it? Pixar?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Every drive-in that I've been to has shown two movies- the first is usually a kids' movie, then the more mature/PG-13+ rated one so that parents can take their kids and they usually end up falling asleep before the second movie starts!
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Sexual education time, kids!
Cairo_Sanchez 8
They gotta learn some time
drunkandfml 11
Don't forget the condom!!!
Saikon1357 25
Still better than teaching abstinence.
dressedskeleton 10
42) ...why? "Don't have sex or you WILL get pregnant, and die."
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#42, and why is teaching abstinence bad? I think abstinence is a lot better than teenage pregnancy or STDs, but maybe that's just me.
JOcoco 14
54 - because even after being taught abstinence there will always be those teenagers that **** anyway which is why it'd probably be a good idea to teach them how to put a condom on and take a pill. Abstinence isn't foolproof.
Meettitan 14
65 is right. Abstinence takes self control. Birth control of any type only takes common sense. Neither are foolproof, but we have more kids now with common sense than self control. Not that there's much of either now-a-days anyways...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
65- I'm not saying we shouldn't be taught to use condoms and birth control (I say we because I'm a teenager too). I'm just saying that teenagers should be taught the consequences of sex, which can happen even when using methods of protection. Abstinence is the only 100% safe method and I just think teens need to know that. There always will be those who ****, but If they learn what bad things can happen because of it, maybe they wouldn't be so eager to.
the_true_batman 10
There are billions of Christians who would disagree about abstinence being 100% safe.
ellytoad 13
Saying abstinence is a form of birth control is like calling empty ornamental eggshells a great way to avoid high cholesterol. Safe sex, moderate yolk consumption, neither one defeating the point.
Senseless_487 29
This is when tinted windows would really come in handy.
MyNameIsViet 15
Maybe soundproof doors as well.
angel_ann15 0
and rock proof cars?
Abracadavre_fml 9
Children block.
phatdaddy62 23
Yep, nothing kills the mood like a bus full of consequences, I mean kids, pulling up next to you.
phatdaddy62 23
I could tell you were 14 before I clicked on your profile.
krysxkatastrophe 14
26- Considering you have a one year old son and 14, I'd say you didn't pay attention in sex ed yourself. On another note: Why the Hell are 13 year olds having sex?
nado13579 12
^ Because my generation is messed up. I apologise for what the majority of kids have done to humanity.
easyprey 8
With how messed up the world is these days the bus load of kids could of been shouting out useful advice on how to do it properly. I saw elementary school kids making out, with tongue, on my bus when I was in school.
Sexy_Kisses14 8
Because I feels good ;)
pokefan813 16
70 - even I gave up on our generation... And I've been trying to pull our name out of the dogshit since I joined this site...
tpike1296 11
88: your attempts at rescuing our generation are being ruined by horrible grammar and YOLO. We cannot win. Any attempts are futile.
gmc_blossom 21
Maybe masturbation should be taught in school so those horny little 13 year olds can pleasure themselves without sex. I can't believe I just said, "horny" and "13 year olds" in the same sentence. I played with Bratz and Barbies when I was 13. Not dicks.
nado13579 12
^ I'm 13. My childhood is currently being filled with Disney, video games, sports, cartoons, memes, and lots of epic(and some geeky) things. Seriously, to all kids my age, how about spending your childhood right? Once you get older, you're going to regret losing your virginity so young.
bieberfied 4
panda, do us all a favor and get off fml and please go back to middle school.
gmc_blossom 21
108- I'm glad at least one 13 year old has it right. Good job. :)
Mauskau 36
Cars aren't that hard to repark.
kamikrazy 6
Unless they are those type of cars that don't go in reverse.
tpike1296 11
84: too bad nearly nobody has that kind.
RinnieRiot 9
Keep it in the bedroom, please!
xSunnyOlivia 17
What foundation do you use? Your face is flawless!
TysGirl14 8
I think you've already got it down. ^
phatdaddy62 23
Sex works quite well in places other than the bedroom!
supportcommand 17
8-where's your sense of adventure. Sex everywhere is fun. But you look real young so scratch that comment. 16- foundation isn't going to help. A sandblaster might.
zandalee 20
28 - your so bad Muriel...
aruam365 24
22- Sex shouldn't be where people can easily spot you, it's gross and illegal. It doesn't have to stay in the bedroom but I sure as hell don't want to see it nor does most people, so people should refrain from that in public.
stewpididiot 11
#34... S T F U !!!!!
phatdaddy62 23
34. You are going to make some man very happy. And that man is going to be your divorce lawyer when he hands you your bill!
Senseless_487 29
If nobody wants to see sex, then why is the **** industry so popular?
krysxkatastrophe 14
34- Sex in public where you can easily be spotted is part of the adventure. It's supposed to be a thrill knowing you might be caught. It's also kind of sexy to think you might have an audience.
RinnieRiot 9
16- I don't really use foundation, just very very light bebe cream. Thanks for your kind words. 28- How old do I look? You'll probably never guess it right!
j_cat187 20
But there is nothing like an early morning shag on the beach.
Nhk_fml 4
Agreed sex is better in cars. That's why you keep supplies in the glove box and a blanket for keeping warm of course ;) in the boot oh yeah and you drive a boxy station wagon with Plenty of room
xgetxbentx 13
....so don't get it on at a movie? Wait until your parents are out, find a party, an abandoned lot, etc... Seriously, if you have to do that shit at a movie, drive in or not, odds are you're not ready for whatever you had planned.
Ozuru 11
Did you read your comment or the FML at all? It's a drive in movie, not a theatre movie.
phatdaddy62 23
I'm actually pretty sure I was conceived at a drive-in movie. I wonder if in some twisted way that's why I have always enjoyed the drive-in?
doodlecloud 27
18 - Did you read your comment or his comment at all? He said 'drive in or not'.
KiddNYC1O 22
Let's be serious, at drive-ins you're either paying to make out or have sex.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
If anyone asks about the foggy windows, just say you're cooking soup.
Marcella1016 32
Stranger: Why are the windows foggy? OP: Um...we're cooking. Stranger: What are you making? OP (in Barry White's voice): We're making babies.