Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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perdix 31
Use a blanket. No one wants to see that shit anyways.
Marcella1016 32
Park somewhere else?
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Comments (53)
notepie 6
Talk about a **** blocker!!! And where is there a drive in theater these days
MISSJMAGIC 6
aw, you could have rolled up the windows, it was dark right?
Levvy 22
"Today, I went to a public place, and was upset to discover other people there."
HSOMGF 5
Too cheap to spring for a motel room? YDI.
the_true_batman 10
I'm surprised that a bus full of kids could watch the movie. It must have been hard for everyone to see the screen.
dansco 25
Get a room!
iRod_Touch 8
@97 school buses don't have radios? I'm pretty sure they do, maybe yours doesn't.. Or your drivers don't use it. When I was in school we had radios
ellytoad 13
Ooh, a show and a show!
dukefoiegras 7
That will happen again once you're married!! Haha!!
bansheeshee 0
Yeah, FYL for not being able to do stuff in public. Oh...wait. ._.