Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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perdix 31
Use a blanket. No one wants to see that shit anyways.
Marcella1016 32
Park somewhere else?
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RedmontFief 7
Might wanna take Sandy somewhere else. Or get stranded at the drive-in.
jkmartinjk 16
I bet he was branded a fool after this night.
jkozzy 8
Perfect excuse to take her to your place! ;)
perdix 31
Usually, people who are desperate enough to bang at a drive-in don't have their own places to bang in.
phatdaddy62 23
Now Perdix I usually pretty much agree with your comments. And I'm certainly not looking to start a pissing match with you. And while you're statement is generally correct, there are also those who are sexually adventurous like to go outside the normal bedroom activities. I know I've been known to do that before in my life, and I was an adult, with a job and house etc.
phatdaddy62 23
Just one clarification, I've actually never done that at a drive in movie. I have, however, "Played" in places the outside the bedroom,… Even outside the house! In fact I remember that one time…
perdix 31
#24. No problem, that's why I was careful to put "usually." There is an allure to doing it in inappropriate places even when private quarters are available.
BabySparkle1 15
This one time at band camp..
somewizdom 15
I believe that's how finger-banging became popular.
perdix 31
The little kids running around should remind you what could happen if you're not careful.
IscoreOnU 19
None of the kids would be watching the movie...
coolbrony12 3
Especially if they were teens or around that age.
AClassActx3 7
That could've been a SIGN in disguise ... Be careful
Shrike 24
Yeah, a sign to be a decent person and keep the sex private. I hope to **** you weren't trying to imply anything religious there, cause FML's about the last place you should be if you're all against boyfriends and girlfriends having sex.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Well... It is a drive-in theatre. Maybe just "drive-in" to a new spot?
texas_redneck88 10
Two words for you OP, tinted windows
asherm 15
It was a warning.... Many a baby started out in the car at a drive in. Now the bus full of kids was birth control
Saikon1357 25
Drive-in movies still exist?! (I've lived in a small southern town for most of my life.)