Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burglary [gone sexual]
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
mike oxsmall
United States
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Mike
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
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firemanrob 0
haha you should of used your penis as a gun cocked it and shot **** in there face
x_Cupcakes 0
Haha! Did they join you?
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Comments (252)
ersa1802 0
...awkward...
DudeItsMelvin 0
Hahah, they're gonna rob a sperm bank.
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
that why u get the chuck Norris handy dandy alarm,it detects intruders and whenever it does it drops a photo of chuck Norris flexing and they die instantly from the awesomeness of chuck Norris flexing his machine guns.
blahzz 4
Fap fap fap. Splooge. hahaha. Funny.
KingVJ 0
Damn that sucks dude!!! XD
WhiiT3TiGeR 0
Choked on what? Oh I see, you were there wernt you you dirty little choker!
varkey 7
LMAO! So awkward for everyone there! Did they just look disgusted and leave or did they follow through? Did you _____ while they were in the room? I mean, I would normally click YDI for wanking but it does suck to be robbed at gunpoint.
WiFi_ght_Club 0
Sooooo...who fired first?
SweetDreamsx3_fml 0
**** your life lmfaoo
califbob 3
did you throw your lotion bottle at them?