Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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redbluegreen 41
"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"
NonchalantSavant 0
You left out the most important part: Who won the game?
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Comments (191)
kisseshugsdrugs 5
and you ****** him didnt you?
mopho 0
Complete douche. It's a good thing you're rid of him.
B00_fml 0
Men are pigs.
Hazy_fml 0
And women are ******. See what happens when we generalize? We both look like pricks. (Don't worry women, that was just to prove a point. I know ALL of you aren't ******.)
ragsy 7
What kind of needy, pathetic person would have sat thru a boring baseball game with a guy who just dumped her? I bet she jumped at the chance for the breakup sex in hopes of winning him back.
foryoublue94 0
Did you injure him?
justaquietghost 0
lol. this coming up in the preview next to the actual post just made my day. thank you
Raheemdplayer 7
Wow that guy is a major PRICK, u shuda spat in his face nd said, 'Nah, I'd have better sex, all alone to be honest, cya' hed be like 0_0
Brittanii 0
u shouldve Neva went in to the game wit himm!!
cheertigers 0
what an asshole
rhcpbeezy 0
my ex boyfriend did the exact same thing before dinner and a movie. some guys are just morons
Xellith 5
what a prick. id have gouged his eyes out if I were you.