Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"
NonchalantSavant 0
You left out the most important part: Who won the game?
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Comments (191)
bmore_gal24 0
I think I dated the exact same guy....
fxdxhk90 0
All the women saying something along the lines of"men are assholes" are twunts that cannot get men themselves, therefore they hate them. Second, your boyfriend is epic and he deserves break up sex just for having enough balls to ask for it. By the way, who won the game?
Evan_R_D 0
WOW. so basically, you like assholes & douchebags and other women who don't are twunts? somebody needs some counseling... this guy deserves to get kicked in the balls for pulling this kind of crap, but at the same time, why would you go along with what he said in the first place? if this bothered you then maybe you just need to be more assertive about your self respect.
acranine11 0
Maybe he was trying to make you laugh so you would feel better??
monstermesiah 0
tell him yes and when he pulls his pants down punch in the balls!
Finnboghi 0
'Cuz sexual assault is always the answer! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
derekjeter92 0
aw ****, i just lost The Game
g00nie 0
I wouldnt have gone to the game with him if it was me. You should've just left
Casimir_fml 0
Geez, I can't believe he did that! What a jerk! (You *did* say no, right?)
epicwinmaster 0
the boyfriend failed on this part. never break up with a girl if you are driving her home. she sounds desperate anyways. why would you still go to the game though? you ******* idiot. YDI for being an dumbfuck.
skeptictank 0
My ex did the same ******* shit & then dragged me to a shitty concert.
kukopia 0
They guy is a douchess-maxis for breaking up with you AFTER taking you to a ball game. You SHOULD have said; "Well.... okay. Let's do it. Right here in the car, right now!!" Help him take off his pants, and then run away with his pants , with his wallet and keys in them!! Then yell over your shoulder; "Now you're ******!! HAA HAAAA!"
Hitsuki_fml 0
I agree...I like your idea!