Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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redbluegreen 41
"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"
NonchalantSavant 0
You left out the most important part: Who won the game?
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Comments (191)
KittenOnAcid 1
dooo it.
Obecalpy 0
It's simple really. Tell him to go have break up sex with his hand.
EveryDayJackAss 0
LOL what a dumbass he shouldve just watched the baseball game with you then afterwards get laid and THEN break up with you.......but thankfully he's a retard and....i would NEVER NEVER EVER do that(no seriously i wouldn't) its just that retards in society just make me want to correct their shit-headed crap everyday through use of rude and vulgar language :D
mumafiedmustangs 0
kick in balls
ravar5 0
kick really hard
reidcamphor 0
ooh a FML from Maryland, im from Maryland! YDI for living in Maryland! Our state sucks you know it, and if you went to the game in Baltimore and its more of a YDI, too many douchebags here.
bpchamp123 0
dude..hopefully you did it... my boyfriend broke up with me a week ago and we're still having "broken up sex." it's great. the best part? his fiance doesnt know about it. ;)
aceofspades6528 0
# 131, You are a total bitch. **** you @ OP: Why would you go out with an ass like that anyway? Even if he was doing that to want you back, don't accept (even though I really think you did...) he sounds like an ass. It's so hard to find a good guy out there, because most of them are like your bf, sorry girl :
drunkfather 0
Wait wait... your boyfriend who broke up with you a week ago is cheating on his fiance with you? ROFL. In case you are to slow to realize this, allow me the opportunity, please; he was cheating on you and is now using you. =D You are welcome!
SimplySynful 3
What a ass, I surely hope you didn't give it to him. So many people want to be "Friend-it-fits" Or "Friends with benefits". It a load of bull. If you ever want to detach, from some who just broke up with you, YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH THEM!
swodah 0
True #132 - though Friends with benefits are just a bonus to life! Also if you really sat through the game after the "news" what does it tell about you? Personally I'd have walked to home cry alone...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The guy is a douche for asking for break-up sex, undoubtedly. However, I understand the sudden breakup. I did something similar-- broke up with a guy in the middle of an out-of-state visit to meet his family, on the way to a New Year's Eve party. Not an ideal situation, but he did something really asinine, I had an "Aha!" moment, and I couldn't stand to be his girlfriend for one more minute. Something similar definitely could have happened here. I had the sense to cut the trip short, though.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
But the "Aha!" moment came before I spent New Year's Eve at a party with all of his drunk friends. And they assumed we were having sex in his car, because he cried and steamed up his windows. So I was still very stuck. I included the part about cutting the trip short to point out that I didn't ask for, or want, make-up sex. Hence, I am not a hypocrite for calling the OP's ex a douche.