Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
redbluegreen 41
"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"
NonchalantSavant 0
You left out the most important part: Who won the game?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (191)
itschris 0
You should've been like " boy you know I I I..... Boy you I I I.... Break up sex.... Break up sex. " lOl
mercury42 0
What a dick. However, YDI for going to the game. Morons.
saze_fml 0
OP ur a dick if u went to a game with someone who just dumped u
Nonamerequired 0
This FML made me lose the game. FML
arta_fml 0
and why did you went to that game? cmon, you broke up, but now you are watching game together!
plexico 4
And you sat with the son-of-a-bitch for the ~2-1/2 hours of a baseball game AFTER he dumped you? What kind of doormat jellyfish are you? I'm sure you went ahead and gave him the break-up sex. Let me guess, you sucked his dick so hard you thought you could bring him back and yet your pussy remained unlicked. Then, he ****** you in the ass, and you went and made him a sammich! You are pathetic. What's your number?
plexico 4
I must have been in a bad mood this morning. I edit it to my favorite part. I'll bet you sucked the guy so hard you thought you might suck him back into your lfe. You are a pathetic, spineless jellyfish. What's your number? ;)
Vitamin_C 0
Wow, rough day Plexico?
plexico 4
Tough crowd! Something weird is up, Vitamin_C, because some of the comments that are not only getting buried, but getting "moderated" are not even close to as raunchy or nasty as a lot of the other stuff I have written. I may have pissed off the wrong people. Nevertheless, I used to do stand-up comedy many years ago and I learned to endure the humiliation of bombing. I certainly enjoy writing these comments and I believe that there is at least a small number of reader that really like what I do, so, for their sake, I will persevere. And to those who don't like my comments, bring it on! Tell me what's wrong and we'll duke it out. Don't be cowards and use you little votes and moderation power to muzzle me secretly.
CFR 0
Ahh I figured you had to be a comedian or something, from seeing your other comments. Everything makes sense now =O
plexico 4
That was a long time ago. Before you were born, CFR.
The_Chuck_Norris 0
Chuck Norris Bows Down To The Greatness That Is Plexico
plexico 4
Thanks, but Chuck Norris conceives of Plexico's comments before the original FML occurs. He lets Plexico write them because humor from Chuck Norris would be a roundhouse kick to the funny bone. ;)
Alexgoesfml 3
Depressing FML. You shouldn't be upset about a guy like this breaking up with you, you should be happy!
teeda 1
You need some self esteem. Why did you go to the game? You should have made him take you home. You are really better off with out this jerk.
unfortunate_13 5
it's obvious this (ex)boyfriend is great at playing mindgames...
hahaha6 0
Ugh. I had to go with both. FYL for going through that. Buy YDI for going to the game with him. What did he say that made you go along? If he was breaking up with you, why didn't you go home if it was that upsetting? If he was willing to watch a baseball game with you, then he should have been willing to talk about the relationship with you, and I dont think a baseball game is really that appropriate of a setting for such a talk. But to each his own i guess....
generalsmith2 0
she probably was riding in his car, and he didn't want to take her home.
lexiBRo 0
That is exactly why you do not break up with someone in a parking lot before an event. He could have broken up with her when he picked her up before they headed to the game. . .
hahaha6 0
I'm sure she was. But there are other ways out of that situation (calling a friend, calling a cab). And if he didn't want to take her home, that most likely means that he could care less about the relationship/what shes going through, and therefore she just set herself up for the disappointment she recieved when she stayed. Why stay and try to 'convince'? If he didnt want to work it out, (and he showed it by doing what he did, and IF he refused to taker her home) then she shouldnt waste her time with that . In my opinion. Believe me, i wasn't handed the best example and so i haven't always made the smartest choices and have let guys walk on me before. But it is something that i have learned from. Don't beg for a guy back if he doesn't care about you like that anymore.
mcsnelly 5
Well she never said she was "begging" for the guy back or trying to "convince" him. Maybe she just didn't want to have to spend money on a cab or make a friend/family member come pick her up, and THAT'S why she stayed, not because she wanted to work it out. OP: That guy's a douche so you should definitely be happy you're now rid of him and can get over him. And hopefully find a decent guy next time!