Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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redbluegreen 41
"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"
NonchalantSavant 0
You left out the most important part: Who won the game?
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Comments (191)
abb31897 0
I suspect he's still not breathing?
anonymous31_fml 0
sounds like a twat. good on ya for getting rid of him
LiuKang92 1
Was he high when he said that ?
BlackCloudedSldr 5
You should have had sex with him. You know what would scar me for life? Let's say I was that big a douche bag. And let's say you wanted to get back at me. Let's say that while having sex with him, tell him to eat you out. Imagine the possibilities. You can take it as far as you're willing to go. Then up and leave with his wallet can call a cab home on him while he's distracted with fecal mater all over his face. Tada!
592405 5
im from md!!!
safaeita 32
how did he convince you to even go to that baseball game?
Tshep4209 6
Im so sorry if I didnt look so scary I would date u.... I coukd always.scare your man into loving you trust me look at my picture
rachelwho 9
FYL. And I don't understand people that say YDI for having a bad boyfriend and for going ahead to the game! The tickets were likely already paid for and they likely went in the same car. And some people are assholes and you never know until the end.
comment11111 39
very masochistic
imhope 23
He's an asshole