Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
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DarkJoy_fml 5
At least he wasn't sucking **** outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP
tmmundy 17
did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?
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Comments (130)
ThickHead 0
yell at him
bobjoefredsky 0
nyupnyp
skulluks 0
Call the cops. That's theft.
Shaneboy 0
Ooooooh tell mom on his ass
spiffyshindigs 0
DON'T USE WHOM IF YOU CAN'T USE IT RIGHT!
Blackmetal_fml 0
Haha that's family for you
marshmallowmouse 0
Get a locking gas tank! I had to when this became a big problem in my home city.
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
I hate it that you think $4 a gallon is expensive for petrol/gas, whatever you want to call it. In the UK it costs £1.30/litre for unleaded and £1.35/litre for diesel - that's about $7.50 or $7.70 in US terms - you have it so cheap compared to us so stop complaining! It still doesn't make it right for OP's dad to siphon fuel out of their car though - surely you wouldn't deny him a loan if he needed money to tide him over, or even a lift to where he needed to be if he'd just asked!
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
I hate it that you think $4 a gallon is expensive for petrol/gas, whatever you want to call it. In the UK it costs £1.30/litre for unleaded and £1.35/litre for diesel - that's about $7.50 or $7.70 in US terms - you have it so cheap compared to us so stop complaining! It still doesn't make it right for OP's dad to siphon fuel out of their car though - surely you wouldn't deny him a loan if he needed money to tide him over, or even a lift to where he needed to be if he'd just asked!
WhyCantIDoRight 5
. . . *Speechless*