Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
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DarkJoy_fml 5
At least he wasn't sucking **** outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP
tmmundy 17
did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?
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Comments (130)
xoxoKirstenxoxo 0
dads love....
Emrysa 1
Take a picture, call the cops, secure you gas tank. Problem solved.
justalilrandom2 4
Yay I moderated this one.
j300zx 0
Douchebag
justalilrandom2 4
Love you too tosser.
bigbadtim 7
Congrats.
j300zx 0
I was not trying to offend. Forgot the LOL at the end.
justalilrandom2 4
Oh all is well then, I'll take that back.
j300zx 0
Oh your the person with the pic that got deleted! No one told me what it was! Tell me!
FreeDome_fml 0
NO! ONE! GIVES! A! FUCCCKKKKK!
zeta24 0
haha u should come out with a shotgun and scream at him, threaten to shoot, and not listen to him when he says he is your father, because u "cant see in the dark". also how about a garage or local parking lot
jwoww17 0
lol win :D
j300zx 0
Have you seen gas prices? Like $4 bucks a gallon where I live. (that is for regular grade) I agree FYL.
cptmorgan15 2
Pretty sure you don't need the dollar sign and the word "bucks" in the sentence. One will do fine.
noboundary 9
Lol. Four dollar bucks.
j300zx 0
Says Captain Morgan..
thorscope 0
$4 usd dollar bucks
monkeysinatree 6
holy shit, $4?! it's only about 50 - 60 cents a litre where a live... petrol's more expensive - it's about $1.50. i cannot imagine it being 4 dollars!
iheartLA 10
I think they mean $4 a gallon. gallons are bigger than liters so more expensive but works out to be the same price once your tank is full.
jagd 0
I guess he really sucks tubes and other circular things
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
That was a terrible attempt I can't lie :l
prince122 0
yes yes it was... also A7X FTW!!!
QueenPersephone 9
Tubes are cylinders ;)
jagd 0
well... **** you guys **** you all to hell
ThogTheCaveman 7
You know what I hate most about people? When they make a shitty joke and then get pissed when people point out that it sucks.
perradize 0
my dad would have had a well whooped ass &'d a police report filed! smh...broke bastards! I don't give a flying fish if gas is high, if I can pay for mine &'d gripe/complain about it then so can the rest of the world!
t765234 10
And what, might I ask, does and'd mean, I would really like to know.
BAMF18 0
&'d you don't need the apostrophe d there either.
BAMF18 0
you beat me to it. damn.
prince122 0
I know that was so hard to read I'm like anded?
justthinkaboutit 2
wow. that's crazy. sorry to hear that!
jeepster7874 0
I would have charged him $10 per gallon...FYL OP
maa_rico 4
Your pic is awesome lol.
attatood 8
Ha! I also love the pic.
marlie_x 8
well have you seen petrol prices these days I don't blame him
marinus_fml 20
Sweet, can I come and steal some of your gas then?
BAMF18 0
thats not all id take
randomreader2315 4
That doesn't justify OP's father's actions, jackass!!!