Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
Today a gasoline canister leaked in our work garage and filled my office with fumes. It got me high and nauseous even though I went out for air constantly. I had a meltdown and was sent home. I'm still high. FML
Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
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Top comments
SirSantpoort 0
Just open the windows for some time. Problem solved.
summerbaybay 0
quick suggestion-get out of the house!
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Comments (123)
SirSantpoort 0
Just open the windows for some time. Problem solved.
Kefka91 15
yeah highly recommend the windows being opened. those fumes can't be good for your health.
ydi_4_suking 20
exactly its as easy as opening the window or going outside. OP is a dumbass, a bigger dumbass than the dad
theten_fml 9
the dad just posted an FML saying my son is a crybaby, FMS
No_habla_espanol 11
What the hell? No reason to call someone a dumbass. Stop being crude for no good reason.
bloobelly 0
10, I agree
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The windows may be open and the smell is just that strong. I've been in situations where the fumes from something were so strong that even after every window had been open in the house for about three hours, with fans running to help push out the fumes, the air still wasn't really breathable. That having been said, you shouldn't be so quick to call the OP a dumbass because for all you know they are doing everything they can to air the house out.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Though I will agree that she could just leave the house. Than again, since we don't know everything about the OP, they could not have a license, be living in the middle of nowhere, and lack anywhere to really go other than her own front/back yard.
insanesna1l 0
is it just me or are some people on here actually defending the ops and being all do goody?? and ops dad is a dumbarse for cleaning a fuel tank inside. that fuel will screw up the pipes and may leak into the storm water system
purple_sarah88 0
# 14 He can post a thread saying his son is a woman too then, FHL if he just noticed!
stewpididiot 11
I'm thinkin this should be a Darwin Award instead of an FML ... # 59.. gas will not harm the drain pipes, which do NOT go into the storm drain system... OP your Dad is a booger eating moron & you are a whining bitch. open the windows and get your lazy ass out for a walk while the place airs out.
TheWazBe 0
14 - WIN!
ZachMitch1994 0
that is because gas fumes and other fumes like carbon monoxide travel up so opening a window will not really help much you must air out the whole house to get rid of it so my best advice is to get out of your house immediatly and call someone to get this problem resolved so that someone does not die from a result of inhalig the toxic fumes
officeradvil 8
Who cleans a gas tank? haha.
kruzito 0
Butt rape!
tulsafml 0
Nobody cleans gas tanks anymore. We have robots to do that now dumbass!
SdCounty33 0
It was probably off of a motorcycle.
summerbaybay 0
quick suggestion-get out of the house!
kruzito 0
Butt rape!
iateyourdogx68 2
Agreed. OP is on FML when the is "about to pass out" You think she'd get off fml and get out of the house...
KiwiExchange 16
use fabreeze!
summerbaybay 0
thats alot more clever than my suggestion. febreeze is goodness in a bottle x]
SmallyBigs 9
Instead of showers, I spray myself down with Febreeze.
sterlingarcher 1
lol that is such a good idea! febreeze is awesome!..lol
maa_rico 4
dirty mouth? Fabreeze :D
alex1432 9
light a match
j_cat187 20
blaze on some huka and the explosion will be a crazy dream
outsidebox 0
I guess you'll have to stay outside! by the way, what is anti flood?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It is what keeps a person from spamming by limiting the amount of times you can post in a given time period.
insanesna1l 0
it's a spray to stop floods. The bible forgets to mention how Noah actually ran out because he was having a few beers when the missus told him to get some more. Of course he said, I will get it later, and we all know the rest
SassiestLemon 2
55- Hahaha! XD That was ******* awesome!!
JoshForever 0
use that as in excuse to go party and going out all day haha
unidentified_sta 5
LEAVE THE HOUSE FAST. MY CAPS LOCK KEY ISN'T ACTUALLY STUCK, I JUST HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO SHARE.
nikkilynne 0
Aha
nohugs4u 8
win
jingersnap721 0
hilarious
perdix 31
Well, if he also wants you to be quiet, he's killing two birds with one stone. On the other hand, killing a certain annoying bird might just be part of his devious plan -- dunh, dunh, dunh!
sourgirl101 29
Just light a scented candle.(:
perdix 31
Hmmmm? Gas fumes and an open flame -- sounds like fun!
Happygofucky 0
Hahah! Worst suggestion of the week award goes to sourgirl! :P
justalilrandom2 4
Really didn't contemplate that one did you sourgirl?
sourgirl101 29
Psst, it was a joke. (: I guess humor (even bad humor) is hard to detect.
Happygofucky 0
Noes! It was funny, I think we just couldn't resist a chance to bust your 'balls' >:) All in good fun, of course!
grandpaearthling 2
should have said "light a fatty and blow it out your ass"
justalilrandom2 4
Given a chance to bust someone's balls I have to take it...
sourgirl101 29
Sooo, this is what it feels like to have my balls busted? Ouch! I need an ice pack. lol Pend, could I borrow some ice?(:
meowmeowgirl 0
BOOM!
Ryonix 0
just think, he raised you. Fyl