Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I realized I'm happier and life is better when my husband isn't around. He isn't abusive, just lazy and uninvolved. We have young kids and I don't know how to leave him. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
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BerryPrincess 11
What a jerk..
jjacci 12
What a spineless tool!
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Comments (261)
tcdaboss 2
So OP, you're telling me you're available?
Origomali 0
Available.....with 3 kids.
Llamagirl99 0
What a coward!!!
austinq15 1
After he has to pay child support he will realize how much of a dumbass he is.
tcdaboss 2
Before everyone takes her side, not saying he didn't handle it immaturely or incorrectly, but i feel there should be some kind of cause to the effect..
xmaximusx 12
Wow what a waste of oxygen!
deegeebee 10
Find where he lives, report his car as stolen, they tow it, you leave a note. "We've had some good times, hun..."
karen1991 15
What the hell?
ishha14 4
It kind of sounds like a joke
jem970 19
A terrible one!
Origomali 0
Most blame him. Maybe she is an insufferable bitch. It's better than him shooting her in the face.
pandalover69 26
He didn't even have the balls to tell her wanted a divorce in person. He left a ******* note on the bed, even if she is a bitch you don't do that. You leave a note after a one night stand, not a marriage.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
All the good times are gone now, because he's gonna pay child support :o