Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, my fiancé walked out on me saying he loved me dearly, but not enough to continue parenting my three kids from my previous marriage because they hate him, he now hates them, and they’re not his problem to continue dealing with. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him. FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
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Twinklestar 0
Pretend you don't care. Say it's a relief not to have to feel guilty about your affair anymore. Keep tutoring her. Make sure she fails. Whenever she comes for lessons introduce her to your kids as the woman daddy left them for.
College_Aphro 3
oh my god. this is the first time I've read an FML and really felt bad for someone. there is no excuse for him to do such a thing and, in addition, leaving a note!?!? ugh. I'm really sorry about that. FYL
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Comments (64)
ActionManly 11
YDI for teaching Spanish.
tuboshu1986 0
you are absolutely an asshole. Teaching Spanish is her fault?
jessxoxo28 5
i agree with #23 its definitely not ur fault... it sucks that u married an asshole, and ur college student turned out to be a man stealing bitch... but remember, she's in college, so u honestly think his little runaway affair will last long? in no time he'll com crying back to u... divorce the douche bag... u deserve better
grampa_pubes666 0
liar
Feverrotes 15
Honestly, YDI for not being "good enough" for him. It's impossible to draw a lot of information from the FML post (with the char limit) so it's reasonable to assume that the college student you were tutoring was much hotter, sexier, and attractive than you are in front of him. If you already do everything you can to look the best and be there for him in the time of need, then it's an FML, but I doubt that.
token_blackguy 18
honestly man where are you from to believe something as stupid as that and how many of your girl friends do you beat or subjugate in some kind of inhumane way that is to say if you've had any..
grampa_pubes666 0
it means you need a nose job honney
ipwnallmen 10
ouch......need a sitter???? block all contact. revoke his parental rights...
bulletetl 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
atleast he wants to stay in touch right?
Twinklestar 0
Pretend you don't care. Say it's a relief not to have to feel guilty about your affair anymore. Keep tutoring her. Make sure she fails. Whenever she comes for lessons introduce her to your kids as the woman daddy left them for.
Maxine17 8
I'd make sure she failed too
MiaKong 0
If the husband is that much of a coward I doubt the student is going to have enough guts to return back to be tutored. So not only did she break up a home but she is screwing herself academically. Let's see where this life leads the little tramp in ten years...
beckypar 0
I'm so sorry.
jackiemelo 0
OMG, I really wish you luck...
College_Aphro 3
oh my god. this is the first time I've read an FML and really felt bad for someone. there is no excuse for him to do such a thing and, in addition, leaving a note!?!? ugh. I'm really sorry about that. FYL