Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I realized I'm happier and life is better when my husband isn't around. He isn't abusive, just lazy and uninvolved. We have young kids and I don't know how to leave him. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
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BerryPrincess 11
What a jerk..
jjacci 12
What a spineless tool!
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Comments (261)
Origomali 0
Maybe the OP is an insufferable bitch. She could be abusive and this was the way out without getting his teeth smashed out. Would you rather he shot her and the kids and then faced off with the police until they gun him down? The double standard in this society is getting obnoxious.
laurenlovesjb 20
It's strange how he defines 3 kids and 15 years as "some good times." He obviously doesn't understand what family means. I'm sorry OP. Good luck with all to come.
Karmasabiych 7
I'm so sorry to hear that I hope you can get through it
lulu2002_fml 1
What a turnoff.... Another example of stupid stuff guys do that makes their women lose interest in having sex with them.
flockz 20
so let me get this straight. my wife of fifteen years whose popped out three blobs of life will not crave my dick when she finds this breakup note on her pillow? shit and i thought her loins would be burning for me when she read it. take note men, women are turned off by breakup notes, according to lulu.
chuckcloninger 12
Well, apparently you took it waaaay more seriously than he did?
angebotsicle 2
because marriage and kids shouldnt be taken seriously...............
greeneyebeauty9 28
he sounds like a douche anyway. sorry op. burn his shit!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Get yourself a vicious lawyer.
stfuNOWplease 6
All these people saying "sue him" or "get child support". Think about this, 15 years with someone and a possibility of no warning about him leaving OP. And how about the kids? Money does not raise those three kids, parents do. OP I hope you are not hurting as I would imagine and find someone you deserve who will love your children as you love them. A strong woman raises strong children.
stfuNOWplease 6
Correction. A strong parent (male or female) raises strong children.
duckfan4life 1
What a dick
delightfultwist 5
oh my god! how cowardly and heartless