Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I realized I'm happier and life is better when my husband isn't around. He isn't abusive, just lazy and uninvolved. We have young kids and I don't know how to leave him. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
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BerryPrincess 11
What a jerk..
jjacci 12
What a spineless tool!
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Comments (261)
TheNewGuy03 29
This would be a great time to, ya know, push the husband in front of a moving vehicle. Accidentally, of course. And, um, nicely.
LauraChristie 4
Hahaha gotta love Alberta men. They are all the same, more so the riggers cause they are all children who make a shit ton of money.
yaniggamatt 3
@71 i wouldnt regret TAPPIN 'AT ASS. hmu tho forreal
xan98 2
WTF!
Neopopulas 9
Somehow I doubt the truth of this.. Your husband of 15 years and the father of your children abandons you and your first response is to post it on fml? Doubtful.
laynepuls 6
Atleast he was nice enough too leave a note...
erinchick1 7
Wow! What an ass! Since he probably left a bunch of his stuff behind take what you want then put the rest out on the street for him to collect. Maybe he'll collect it before the trash man does. File fir divorce and Get full custody of your kids with the reason of abandonment on his part. That will teach him.
chantelhelmersen 6
You deserve better. He is an idiot.
scifichic92 8
Wow, 15 years of marriage and he can't even talk to you face to face about his feelings? What a jerk
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Wow He doesn't even respect you enough to tell you to your face What a fxcking coward