Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I realized I'm happier and life is better when my husband isn't around. He isn't abusive, just lazy and uninvolved. We have young kids and I don't know how to leave him. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
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BerryPrincess 11
What a jerk..
jjacci 12
What a spineless tool!
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Comments (261)
ultra_notorious 26
Dude got wise and got out when he could, good for him!
kakarot2 11
Hahaha.... NOT
Christala 8
You definitely deserve better than that, Abandoned. Find a sitter for the kids for a week and come to Toronto. We'll tear this town a new one, break a bunch of hearts, take no names and show that cowardly sumbitch that WOMEN RULE.
Amy78_fml 11
I just want to reach through the computer and give you a hug. People can turn out to be such dicks.
dellam 3
At least u got a note, what did you do wrong anyway?
NicoleAshley10 0
He is a jerk for doing that.
jeaniest 4
Class! I will have to remember that for possible future use!
183933 6
Reading between the lines - he found a younger woman.
yentlben 2
Change the locks, file a restraining order, and hire a lawyer. Then take the asshole for every penny he has. No one deserves to be treated so poorly. He made his bed- then left it- let him LIE elsewhere.
Shindig1 0
Damn that takes balls and I've been married 19 years. Stay strong to your children and yourself. By the way I'm the husband.
brittanyann2013 12
This is one of those stories I wish I knew more about. I always read these stories and wonder what happened next. Did she find out it was a joke? Did she divorce him, and get custody of the children? What happened? Ahh this drives me crazy. Lol