Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I realized I'm happier and life is better when my husband isn't around. He isn't abusive, just lazy and uninvolved. We have young kids and I don't know how to leave him. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
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BerryPrincess 11
What a jerk..
jjacci 12
What a spineless tool!
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Comments (261)
Ks22 4
Take him to court for child support and save the note as proof of his scum bag character for the judge
sheethapins 13
Not to mention alimony...
StrAWWbeRRie 2
Wtf. Hit his ass up for child support
the_enigma1019 1
If he is that asinine, you're probably better off without him
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least he's honest . . .
Tdrizzzzzly 19
I liked your comment, perdix
AH1Zviper 15
What? Did you run out of jokes?
gc327072 31
So Perdix, while researching a Latin project, I stumbled upon the origin of your name. Funny how things work, eh? Anyway, how goes the apprenticeship under Daedalus? Be careful, wouldn't want to get tossed off the acropolis like Talos now, would we?
owo_fml 9
Use this as inspiration to write a mega hit country song about how he made you feel. When you make millions and he returns, tell him you've moved on to even better times.
flockz 20
NO!! we already have too many Taylor Swifts.
lacespace 8
You left me a goodbye note I wanna cut your coward throat I can't wait for the day you come crawling back So I can chop you with an axe Everyday I think of you and all the things you put me through I can't wait for the day That I can make your bitch ass pay -serial killer style
PinkGirl246 8
Dexter style. YES.
gc327072 31
Stop saying ____ style, I've already got Gangnam style stuck in my head from my brother overplaying it, and thi- OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! DAMMIT there I go again!!!
LifelessStars 22
are you sure it wasn't just some kind of joke
PeteyPablo12308 20
Hmm, well I think that would be evident in the way he didn't come home? I'll bet that this FML was submitted after she realized that it was true.
DocBastard 40
There are no words strong enough to describe people like this. He thoroughly deserves to have his balls forcibly removed so he can't do this to anyone else.
sheethapins 13
~Passes the scalpel~ Well, looks like its up to you Doc. I know you're the only one who would know how to do this properly... Don't.
Cainicide 5
What's the inspiration on your new picture?
gc327072 31
111- his new pic looks like the skull of someone who died making the "dat ass" face.
lfrider92 21
111. Read his blog, it's the post titled technology. He is talking about CT scans, anyways, the guy who is in the picture was jumped and punched and kicked in the face repeatedly
gmc_blossom 21
Doc's new picture shocked me at first. I was so used to his old picture, and then all of a sudden, BOOM, a human skull.
jbsington 8
99 -or pass the plastic spoon...
lolipop1234_fml 7
It's like the episode of sex and the city when burger broke up with carrie on a post-it. Please don't copy that episode and get high and arrested. Well maybe it might take your mind of it...
Hamz1989 13
What a jerk. Sue his ass for child support is definitely what you should do.
trippythehippy 6
Maybe I'm wrong, and I'll get thumbed down. But if he's to much of a bitch to A tell you there's a problem, or B tell you he's leaving to your face, he's probably found a hot piece he wants to nail. In that case, when he comes crawling back (and he will) tell him "no, since he split you found out how a REAL man behaves and FEELS". Just a thought