Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
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puppie406 23
Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.
PuppiesKisses 19
Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?
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Comments (61)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Are you a blonde by any chance?
vikky538 29
You need some course on how to do laundry
xx000o 27
Sounds like OP slept through clothes washing 101.
kyu_Q 19
Perhaps you should do it more often.
LyricaSilvan 30
I find it difficult to understand how you couldn't tell the difference. The only logical assumptions I can come up with are that either the machines are so old nobody can tell them apart, or you've never done your own laundry before. The first of which is hardly very likely.
jcarter25 12
Have you considered the possibility that you are not college material?
ragnarok1540 39
While OP's actions are stupid, at least he made an attempt. Some lazy bastards take their laundry home for their mothers to wash.
KatieJBabe 27
The washing machine/dryer OP has at home is most likely completely different to the one at the college.
Deweyboy 10
I would vote this as YDI, but I took a step back and said, "I can't blame you, This is pretty much me, too". Learn from your mistakes.
Fairyjoshy 13
I always appreciate finding someone with self-awareness in the FML comments :)
moocowmilk0 19
...how?
Shay_Shay97 23
OP no offense but you sound like the kind of person that struggles with simple tasks.
ragnarok1540 39
It's always simple until you shrink your favorite sweater or end up with pink spots all over your laundry ... not to mention accidentally washing something that should be dry cleaned only.
pandainspandex 19
How stoned were you at the time?