Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
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Top comments
puppie406 23
Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.
PuppiesKisses 19
Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?
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puppie406 23
Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.
RebeccaRFT 18
Probably a high water bill
lexred 30
Maybe OP's intoxication problem.
teentee401 37
Waste of money
dancerr45 7
If they live on campus, they don't pay the water bill, but they could pay per load of laundry.
PuppiesKisses 19
Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?
Jmrox2001 10
Too
GrainHauler 9
I'm thinking they're hitting something other than the books lol
Colon_Man 17
Yeah. Did they legalize marijuana in Wisconsin?
Karau_fml 12
They will be as clean as ever now!
sprout_08 12
Cory in the house is my favorite anime!
General_Cool 24
Hey look, my favorite anime
shinikageWolf 15
How sleep deprived are you??
HeyyShayy 15
So you didn't think anything of it when you had to press the buttons for hot, cold, or warm water? Or the permanent press or gentle cycle?
HeyyShayy 15
Even then the buttons are way different from dryers. My university washers wouldn't turn on until we turned the knobs for water temperature and cycle so...I don't know how anyone screws that up lol
Dale_shackleford 13
Your university has different washers than most.
cmdd 5
Have you done laundry before?
Steve97 32
You know there's probably a label around the machine that says "dryer"
slavka012 11
Now that you washed your clothes three times you are good for another 3 weeks.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Oh college days..
gosh_mate 30
YDI. How did you fail to notice the settings were to wash (and therefore not to dry)?