Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML
Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML
Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML
Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML
Today, after complaining to the administration about my roommate, I finally got switched. As I went into the room to meet my new roommate, I found out he was my old roommate's brother. They are exactly the same, and I'm not allowed to switch again. FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32
Does your roommate know they have appliances built specifically for drying clothes? It's literally called a dryer. Even if he doesn't want to do that, hang them up and let them air dry. Using the ventilation ducts could be potentially dangerous, especially if he's storing them in there.
Magnoxidans 19
Well on a plus side, you got an excuse to give your house a massive spring clean..
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InfiniteSunshine 32
Does your roommate know they have appliances built specifically for drying clothes? It's literally called a dryer. Even if he doesn't want to do that, hang them up and let them air dry. Using the ventilation ducts could be potentially dangerous, especially if he's storing them in there.
Magnoxidans 19
Well on a plus side, you got an excuse to give your house a massive spring clean..
Welshite 40
That's a plus?! I try to find excuses to NOT clean.
xyris_fml 28
#3 Yeah the work sucks but the payoff sure is nice. At least OP gets to enjoy that part of it!
Welshite 40
I just torch the place. Then I set up another cardboard box and wait until I need to clean again.
TonierShadow 19
He was trying to air them out.
captain_hero89 22
i prefer the ceiling fan. i like to air dry my clothes
H4H 15
I had a roommate who'd hide scented candles in our ducts. It was fine until the candle heated up the duct and when he went to take it out, he gave himself second degree burns
kyubi292 10
Throw out all his socks haha
EuphoricSadness 18
Hopefully you'll be able to get rid of that smell quickly, and that your roommate will think twice about how to dry their socks.
AceGthebest 16
Diooo
takeittoem 8
Sounds like he's got one concept down: drying. You should probably introduce him to another: washing!
jcash52426 5
I would beat the crap of your roommate. Or maybe hide dog shit it his room
haveyou000 22
I'm hopeful but also doubtful that this would mean they're wet from being washed.. but that is likely not the case. Gross