Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
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puppie406 23
Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.
PuppiesKisses 19
Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?
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Comments (61)
ragnarok1540 39
Did you not notice that there was no lint trap to clean between the cycles? Did you end up adding fabric softener to the wash? Some advice for the future: the chute in the trash room is not a fun slide; that is where the garbage is thrown ...
Calingaladha 21
OP reading this: "What's a lint trap?"
pandainspandex 19
To be fair, out of all the differences between a washer and dryer, the LAST thing I would notice would be the absence/presence of a lint trap. There's so many other huge differences that would clue me in way before that.
yenze 18
How do you mistake the sound of washer filling with water and the sound of a dryer
yenze 18
How do you mistake the sound of a washer filling up with water and the sound of a dryer
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Well you seem super touched.
Fairyjoshy 13
Sure they are.
atlien247 16
Um... washers have a place where you put the detergent, driers do not. So even if the buttons or dials were confusing, I find it hard to believe that someone could not tell the difference.
fullerkate3 17
Probably not your finest moment
gingerlover01 24
how is this an FML?
pandalover69 26
More like how stupid is OP? It's an FML because OP is dumb.
Xeivan 15
Dumbass!!!
gobiteme2 34
Well you certainly couldn't call him a smart ass very well could you.
Schmavid64 13
Well if they've been sitting around for a few weeks than they probably needed the extra wash cycles.