Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML
Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
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Top comments
lusanna 19
Might as well throw another cup into the washer to get the stains nice and even
zharks1010 18
Looks like you need that coffee
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Comments (14)
zharks1010 18
Looks like you need that coffee
lusanna 19
Might as well throw another cup into the washer to get the stains nice and even
aGMAELSTR0M 10
Well? Did it work better than detergent?
cuz803 46
Your FML name states it all
Leviathene 34
RIP Beautiful Coffee.
species4872 20
And then attempted to drink my clothes.
jcash52426 5
Also long as the clothes were already dirty then no big deal
_EnderDoge 22
One of the funnier FML's I've seen. FYL, OP.
gyspy_unicorn 7
At least it wasn't clean clothes
spacehagg 3
you're an idiot
HylianWarrior 21
Everyone is before they finish their first cup of coffee