Today, I finally did my laundry after a good few weeks, only to think another washer was a dryer. I just ran my clothes through the wash 3 times, because I was confused as to why they weren't drying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
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puppie406 23
Now they're super clean. I hardly see what there is to complain about.
PuppiesKisses 19
Brilliant, hitting the books a little to hard?
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Comments (61)
ouijacorn 9
As someone who lives in dry-ass California: how dare you.
Repethetic 25
if the clothes have been dirty for weeks they probably needed that! do your washing more often op that's gross to let them sit
_lifemyfuck_ 11
"I finally did my laundry after a few good weeks"... Sounds like you needed the 3 washes anyway (x
AngusEcrivain 18
Meh... I'm pretty sure it could have been worse...
HayRuss 13
Probably coming from someone whose mommy washed dried and folded all their laundry....
AngelBaby666 12
I did mine and my boyfriend's laundry yesterday at a laundromat and we downed $40
bronz 15
How could you possibly confuse the two? They both have obvious differences in looks and settings.
tomvertigo 17
At least you picked a good name for this FML. Dont worry, OP. At least you washed it instead of rewearing it.
firecracker5 11
Gotta lay off the Ganga bub
123Puppy 33
What the heck? I'm sure that you would hear the sound of water coming out instead of the dryer sound. I don't understand how you would mix them up. o.o