alhummel21
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Boredom
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mr. Hopeless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
ozzy
Campbell, United States
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
thedudeman14
Deer Park, United States
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Proof-Reader
United States
Nice try
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Subway creeper
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
SeeBrendenBurn
United States
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
UnfortunatelySingle
Portland, United States
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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csigabajnok 0
Why didn't you start texting too? Maybe you should have sent her a message to pay damn attention or something.
ohgeez 0
Hrmm....I'm not saying I'm amazing at it, but from what I can tell, texting is the last thing on the girls mind.... I'd actually be impressed if she could type complete sentences.
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spyface 0
Was her name Sarah? If so, LOL @ you. She was texting me how bored she was.
ngvaynshtok 0
#106, u sound just like one of my other ex's that claimed he never gave head before and i was the first girl he went down on, and i swear it felt like he's a pro at it... plus, he always says "hella" lol
lich_fml 0
@106 don't be too insulted, ha. It takes me forever to get wet. Like seriously. When my ex would do stuff, it took me a really long time even though I was horny. But he was good at it ha.
TJPartyBoy 0
Her boyfriend was eating her out. Well i hope it was her boyfriend. That be Akward. Today, My girlfriend of 3 years texted me telling me she was being eatin out by my best freind. She sent a pic to prove it. FML
123sploosh 0
FTW
skgirl 0
this is intresting maybe she was texting someone how great it felt haha idk or you just suck
skatergirl21 2
Haha
Cjraven606 0
ok all you girls who say it takes forever to get you wet have never had it done right. I don't care what you say. it takes me no time at all to get a girl wet. the guys are just not good yet.
Cjraven606 0
btw I am a girl
AnnaSeptic 0
Hahahaha my friend texts me when she's having sex. That's some seriously multitalking. Once she was like "lol he wants me to put my phone away" I was like WELL OBVIOUSLY.