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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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Top comments
csigabajnok 0
Why didn't you start texting too? Maybe you should have sent her a message to pay damn attention or something.
ohgeez 0
Hrmm....I'm not saying I'm amazing at it, but from what I can tell, texting is the last thing on the girls mind.... I'd actually be impressed if she could type complete sentences.
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Comments (152)
Cottoncandii 0
Yeah thats ashame.. i wouldnt do something like that, its stupid, and disrespectful... you should do it back to her. =]
rubilicious 0
I was just texting my friends to share the wealth. I hope the guy who posted this is not Patrick... FML.
shayx0 0
lmfao, i love it.
ngvaynshtok 0
what sucks is that that happened to me, except it was with my ex who was texting while we were actually having sex... fml
ngvaynshtok 0
my ex and i were just enjoying each other's company after a great round, and im pretending to be his secretary telling ppl that were texting and calling him that he was currently unavailable... i stumbled across a chain text that he was telling a girl that he was currently having sex...
Dane_fml 0
Apparentally you where doing something wrong, or it was numb from all of those hours of hot sex you guys had.
willin2takeudown 0
Maybe she was updating her Facebook status or her Twitter with "OMG...I'm getting ****** by the hottest guy ever right now!!!!"
ngvaynshtok 0
#103... he was going down on her, not ******* her... lol
PaperxHearts_xox 0
#1; you're a retard.Why the **** does everyone feel the need to re-write the FML from another person's point of view? ITS NOT FUNNY! OP; failure xD not surprising though. us girls are basically required to update our friends with everything that's happening. one time my friend texted me telling me she had to pee o_0
deadpoetic333 0
ahaha, you shoulda stuck 2 in her ass to teach her a lesson. Personally, i think it would be hella hot if my girl answered her or my phone while i was down on her. as long as its not a dude on the other end. Btw, sometimes my head is hit and miss. First time I gave head to a girl she asked 'omg are you sure you haven't done this before'. Then first time i went down on my girl she hella liked it, last time I think she was hella nervous cuz it was the first time it wasn't dark in the room and she couldn't even get wet. thou an hour later when were jus sittin there talkin she gets wet for no reason.