alhummel21
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Boredom
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mr. Hopeless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
ozzy
Campbell, United States
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
thedudeman14
Deer Park, United States
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Proof-Reader
United States
Nice try
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Subway creeper
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
SeeBrendenBurn
United States
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
UnfortunatelySingle
Portland, United States
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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csigabajnok 0
Why didn't you start texting too? Maybe you should have sent her a message to pay damn attention or something.
ohgeez 0
Hrmm....I'm not saying I'm amazing at it, but from what I can tell, texting is the last thing on the girls mind.... I'd actually be impressed if she could type complete sentences.
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petagirl 0
you should probably become alot better at that... I've been on the recieving end before from guys who think they're fantastic... they're not and they wont take any pointers. Guys however, are always ready and willing to dish out the advice. sorry, had to say it
BurnMaster 0
Jewish American Princess from Newark...we talking in DE cause I know one from there and I'm the only dude that can make her cum from that she complains bout other dudes LOL.
skyttlz 32
What
Heatstreak 0
fist her lmao JK
irish83 0
i know how you feel. that happened to me once
unbelievable1 0
Bite down. That'll get her attention. It might also get you a ticket to federal prison, but, eh, whatcha gunna do.I take my girls phone awayy when she comes overr hah
xGet_Over_It 0
you take her phone away? what are you, her dad? why would you take her phone away? that's just wrong.
ladybuggirl1234 3
mabye he means when they are are going to have sex?
basketball03 0
ahahah FYL
ifeelbad4u 0
GRR u made me lose the game #47 -_-'
reesticles 0
I could totally see my girlfriend doing the same thing! NOT! you must really suck at oral lol
asif_mylife 0
umm you should ask her what she likes... that is if you like her otherwise... dump her! and that is coming from someone who has had to teach a couple of guys a couple of things! haha
Lovebug9 0
Practice makes perfect. Sad but true. I think it is better than faking it. Ask her what she wants you to do.