alhummel21
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Boredom
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mr. Hopeless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
ozzy
Campbell, United States
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
thedudeman14
Deer Park, United States
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Proof-Reader
United States
Nice try
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Subway creeper
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
SeeBrendenBurn
United States
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
UnfortunatelySingle
Portland, United States
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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csigabajnok 0
Why didn't you start texting too? Maybe you should have sent her a message to pay damn attention or something.
ohgeez 0
Hrmm....I'm not saying I'm amazing at it, but from what I can tell, texting is the last thing on the girls mind.... I'd actually be impressed if she could type complete sentences.
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Comments (152)
sherriebaby 0
Best laugh I've had all day
breadfuck 0
you deserved it for laughing. it takes a lot for some men to get the courage to go there, that's just rude
BloodyRainbowUni 4
... Damn, my boyfriend sucks at it, so I have to pretend to like it. Its not that I don't like him it's just his suckings really sucks :P
kahru1 9
Head game needs work pal
NYZMA 0
Thas Wassup
xleanne_aLly 23
you're a f*cking idiot.
schubacca 0
yup u might want to learn
holyfluxbane 2
your tongue should be slapping the booey and your hands should be saying come here if you catch my drift.
donnie111 12
she's a ****
Squigy24 3
U PROBABLY SUCK AT EATING OUT N SHE DOESN'T WANNA HURT UR FEELINGS.....