Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
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Top comments
rg350dx 29
Three strokes and you're out.
RoseBlack123 37
He's right.
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Comments (150)
ElvisChrist6 4
No exit strategy? I am disappoint.
djinnyf 12
Have you ever considered he might be right?!
lonelygirlLynn 14
next time; try windows key + D... it's safer that way ;)
Phialvalve 6
Always have a backup window/page OP
Angel_of_Night 10
Yeah, I did. See, this is why I use emulators to cover up the other windows. Project 64 works well.
debie_fml 14
ohh dirty boy, stupid boy get help my friend
TheAuditor 4
Indeed... ALWAYS have backup. Even when in your bathroom with the door locked. Believe me. It's happened before and I've been saved many a times. BTW Why so many separate tabs and windows of ****? Will one not suffice? I mean unless you have two windows side by side, then it's understandable.
KissMyAnthia200 12
One will never suffice! I go on(mostly furry) **** sites and never has one site ever been limiting me like that!
Effinusername 7
thats why you should always have facebook open in a tab. Always.
__U__S__E__R__ 7
That's why you learn to code. Set a hotkey to close all tabs and open Facebook. That's what I did.
KissMyAnthia200 12
See,that's why you delete your history.Take all the necessary steps and see if any links or sites show up.Done that for 2 years.Never got caught.