Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
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rg350dx 29
Three strokes and you're out.
RoseBlack123 37
He's right.
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Comments (150)
Ziggy122 15
Three tabs of **** at once? Enjoy your computer viruses...
worldclassrager 41
**** after dark OR when your home alone...end of story...
KissMyAnthia200 12
That strategy almost got me caught a few times.Once,my sister went to basketball practice,which takes forever,so I go up to my room and search up some ****.Then,she unexpectedly knocks on the door and I have to close all tabs and make sure the history wouldn't show before I let her in,all within a few seconds.**** me.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Not entirely sure that's healthy...
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Nor is smoking, but at least **** doesnt kill you.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Actually, extreme arousal causes your heart race excessively, which can lead to, but does not always result in, cardiac arrest...so yes, it can kill you...
abbywonka 7
Get you shit together
srogue74 5
first time my dad did this, it was awkward. 2nd time, i just looked at him, he looked at me, then closed the door. we dont speak about it.
ClaytorNator 12
You don't share that with us...
KissMyAnthia200 12
I went on a **** site that had an FBI warning.It freaked the **** outta me and I closed the tab.That's what I get for exploring other sites instead of going to my usual one.
Dusty_Busters 15
Rule number 1: always have a non **** tab up
Saffy89 13
Haven't you ever heard something called "locking the door"?
KissMyAnthia200 12
Can't do that.My father has a strict "no locked doors" rule.Probably because of me.
His_Holiness 18
#1 did *sigh*
BlissfulLiss 18
You have a legitimate addiction...when does therapy start?
Nick_Le_Geek 10
That's why Windows 8 is great. You just hit the start button and open up some random Metro App. It works wonders.
MrBoredomioo 18
That's ONE advantage over a myriad of disadvantages, like apps always crashing, confusion, etc.