Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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copo37 7
ehhh if she is saying I know I'm beautiful your better off not dealing with it to be honest.... conceded girls are annoying as shit just saying
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
Just say that you misread it or something. It sounds like an honest mistake, it can happen to anyone.
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Comments (94)
ohSNAPyall 27
"Sorry, I misread it. I was just expecting you to be honest."
sematariux 7
sounds like a stalker to me haha
volleyballchick5_fml 5
guess that love connection isn't happeneing...
dasfro 2
She was probably feeling down so she was trying to boost her confidence by getting people to agree with her, than you just denied what she was looking for, good job dick! lol jk, but seriously stay away from those type of girls.
stevenmx86 8
It sounds like it's not a mega ego it sounds like she's insecure... Anyone who would write "I know I'm beautiful" because of their ego wouldn't cry or even listen if you said they weren't. It sounds like she doesn't believe it... Stay away from this one op, she seems to have some issues...
sharkton 0
ok. why can no one here spell CONCEITED?!? thank you. that is all.
ceddyz17 10
auto correct-1 OP-0
hochrote 0
Maybe she just had really bad self esteem and said that out of realization she actually IS beautiful? I've done that. It's just accepting me and realizing that I AM beautiful. She could've been doing that exact same. -_-
kaileigh10 2
she deserved it for being so cocky. she's too self-centered.
IadamkI 3
I would of typed the samething.