Anonymous
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tyr88
Blakehurst, Australia
The first step is admitting you have a problem: take away is bad for you.
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
KyngJulian
United States
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Cpt_Concerned
Canada
Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. FML
hungry
Halifax, Canada
Parenting gone feral
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
The_failure
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
The first step is admitting it
Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML
Anonymous
Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
oh no
What Mötley Crüe call "Breakfast"
Today, I think all those jokes my wife made about becoming an alcoholic during quarantine may be true. She came back from the weekly shopping today with 7 bottles of wine, a bottle of tequila and a 30-pack of beer. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
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riley873 21
I'd you think it's a problem, therapy and/or AA. Otherwise... liquid diets are all the rage🤷🏿♀️
tounces7 28
"YDI" can really be construed a lot of different ways with this one.
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riley873 21
I'd you think it's a problem, therapy and/or AA. Otherwise... liquid diets are all the rage🤷🏿♀️
RichardPencil 32
Then you’re more likely to need Alcoholics Anonymous than Overeaters Anonymous.
tounces7 28
"YDI" can really be construed a lot of different ways with this one.
platinum9 16
This sounds like a lot of college students fridges lol
thisisbutaname 38
Wait, isn't it the norm?
Nieko 11
Lucky you! There's never any alcohol in my house cause I always drink everything right away.
alycion 39
And? You probably know your delivery driver by name. Don’t forget to get him a Christmas card this year. I’m telling you, I got time shaved off of my deliveries that way.
Yudith 28
Come winter, you will be able to put your beers outside and finally have enough place to put your food in your fridge instead of making daily trips to the grocery store. Unless you live under the Sun Belt; in this case, buy a beer fridge, stat!
ClumbsyHotty 10
This is not a FML that is amazing!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Who needs a liver anyway, am I right? L'chaim!