Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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copo37 7
ehhh if she is saying I know I'm beautiful your better off not dealing with it to be honest.... conceded girls are annoying as shit just saying
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
Just say that you misread it or something. It sounds like an honest mistake, it can happen to anyone.
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Comments (94)
EG14_fml 8
tell her it was a mistake. but just wanna mention somethin: conceited girls are stupid. I ignore them
Refleer 4
Wow, she must be really selfcentered in order for her to write something like that on her blog... Sounds like you should quit going after her anyway. Judging from what you wrote, she is a narcissistic snob.
rubyredringpop 0
I would never like a girl who calls herself beautiful... But if you wanna make her feel better just tell her it was an honest mistake.
anorexicbarbie 8
Seriously? You wouldn't like a girl who has confidence and self respect? Or a girl who doesn't bitch at you to tell her she's pretty? Hey man, your loss.
someone3225 2
Fail
airbiscuit 0
How can you tell through a blog post that someone is crying hysterically?
JoeMan13 0
wow bro u dumb!!! u ain't gonna get at her no more.
trumpet95 0
you ****** up
davidchurch93 5
haha she sounds like a complete weirdo! you done a good thing without knowing it
sarahkhan93 4
I like grammar police. :)
Gatita09 3
First you totally deserved it, reading makes life lots easier.. And second you can easily pass that by saying "cuz' you're more that beautiful" :*