Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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copo37 7
ehhh if she is saying I know I'm beautiful your better off not dealing with it to be honest.... conceded girls are annoying as shit just saying
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
Just say that you misread it or something. It sounds like an honest mistake, it can happen to anyone.
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Comments (94)
justcantlivealie 0
tell her you misread it. or maybe you did read it that way but she edited it ? why on earth she would cry hysterically for that matter? conceited.
bbrain 0
sorry about your illiteracy
rallets 23
i think cuntbag is better lol
Sinkhole 26
105 and 110, you're both stupid for not understanding why pendatik corrected bbrain. Bbrain, I'm sorry about your grammar illiteracy.
rallets 23
i know why he corrected him you bitch its you thats the stupid one
rallets 23
lol nah, i never lost an argument :D typing with grammær doesnt make you any better than anyone, hate to break it to you hopefully one day you realize that, if not then i feel sorry for you :(
rallets 23
what irony? hopefully you realize that you dont always have to get the last word in, you can just let it go. if not then i feel sorry for you.
rallets 23
lmao no one asked you so yea, you shut the **** up
rallets 23
but im not the one that said that... ??? and i do realize it, i just dont care '_' meh **** the voters :D i say bring on the thumbs down :)
Sinkhole 26
Don't worry rallets, you don't have to ask for them, we give you the thumbs down because you're more than annoying; we're happy to give them to you. In fact, I just gave you one, you're welcome :D
rallets 23
i dont worry man, its only the internet :D thanx bro
MuchDance90s 0
If she really believed that she was beautiful, she wouldn't be crying hysterically because ONE person supposedly thinks otherwise. So, either she is super insecure or she really likes you, too -- why else would a pretty girl cry over some guy's comment?
thaney18 0
Tell her you read it wrong -case closed-
saleha97 4
Confidence much?
techweed 12
shit you're screwed
coolwhiplova 1
ya that's what I would say
foxracer92 0
whatta stuck up bitch. props to you for trying to make her feel better, but it seems as if that ego has been stroked one too many times! XD
Dramori 29
she deserves it, the meretricious conceited sow.
mikesols 4
blessing in disguise
brine212 5
dodged a bullet man....at least you found out she was that concieted before you got with her